Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
oberjarl_of_skandia 12 day.agoSuddenly a giant snake attacks him. He doesn't have any weapon to defend himself so, in his panic, he desperately starts playing his flute. To his surprise, the snake stops and falls asleep. Surprised, the adventurer continues walking and soon a gorilla spots him and starts running at him. Again, he plays the flute and the gorilla, just as the snake, calms down. After a while, a tiger appears out of the bushes. Confidently, the adventurer starts playing the flute, but the tiger doesn't stop attacking and rips him to shreds. While the tiger is eating the man, the gorilla comes to him and asks "Why did you have to kill him? His music was so beautiful!" The tiger glances at the gorilla and says "Could you say that again? I'm very hard of hearing."
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- Steps up to the microphone, looks around and takes a deep breath. As he exhales, mid-breath he says, “I’m the joke.” He backs up, turns around and walks off the stage.
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